Behold and quake in fear, for Olaf is among you! Olaf is very disappointed in you all, Olaf will teach you about the world and how to be a great Barbarian!
Physics and Mathematics, like the axe and spear, are things no true Viking blooded barbarian would be caught without! Far better to be naked in the frozen north, hunting polar bears, than to be without them. Logic is the skill with which you wield your axe in a crazed bloodbath! Before you whelps can be trusted with weapons, I'd best make sure you don't accidentally decapitate yourself while puncturing your lungs with them even though it would be very amusing to see.
WAAAAAAGH
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